Awkward Dance Party
$25.00
Boobies may be swift in flight and agile hunters under water, but these water birds have to go on land to mate. And there, things get awkward.
With hopes to attract some fine lady boobies, the male boobies show off their naturally bright blue feet with an awkward mating dance. The best dancers, with the brightest blue feet, get the most tail... feather.
So here's to you, awkward dancers of the world...
and all of your excellent awkward dance parties.
100% Super Soft Combed Cotton.
Standard American (unisex) Cut.
